Jack off the Beanstalk

Andrew Taylor presents Jack off the Beanstalk

A Comedy by Tom Whalley

Directed by Andy Taylor & Charlotte Hall

Wrandy Theatre Group presents an unapologetically obscene, laugh-‘til-you-leak adult panto that’s ruder than your nan’s search history. Join Jack Trott, a cocky lad with more charm than sense, his thick-as-shit brother Simon, and their mum – Dame Trott: a brazen, booze-soaked man-eater who’d shag a shadow if it lingered long enough.

When Jack flogs their beloved cow, Fist, for a handful of suspiciously magic beans, a massive beanstalk erupts in the garden (not the only thing that does). At the top? Cloudland – home of the Vagiant: a colossal, cunt-faced monster with an appetite for virgins, veal, and violence. With dildo-swinging Fairy Flick-Bean in tow and Princess Jill chained up like it’s a budget porno, Jack must get up, get off, and save the day.

Packed with filth, flying jizz jokes, and more euphemisms than a 3am group chat – Jack Off the Beanstalk is gloriously disgusting, dangerously camp, and absolutely not for the easily offended.